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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"
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"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"
"I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied ""Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"""
"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."
"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."
"Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking... Fortunately I got the first punch in."
"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. It's a huge problem."
"[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online"