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Joke of the Day

"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""

"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."

"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."

"ESA to release second probe ""SHIO"" to 67P The ""Philae-Shio"" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination."

"Did you hear that the band members of No Doubt have announced they are moving forward without Gwen Stefani. It is reported they will now go by the name ""Some Doubt""."

"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."

"A lady goes to the emergency room with a vibrator stuck in her cooter. The doctor says, ""That's going to be hard to remove."" She says, ""I don't want it removed. Just change the batteries for me."""

"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."