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Joke of the Day

"What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"

"A is for apple B is for bear C is for candy D is for your mom"

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."

"I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta... The doctor says I have Leonitis"

"What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists? The Que Que Que?"

"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."