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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists? The Que Que Que?"
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"turn on: when you double space your essay and it goes from 3 to 5 pages"
"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."
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"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"
"Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms."
"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."