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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists? The Que Que Que?"
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"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."
"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."
"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"
"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"DATE: gonna grab my jacket and brb. you look great by the way ME (whispering to my suit made of chameleons): hell yeah keep it up you guys"
"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."
"If optimus prime was a pokemon, what would his most used attacks be? Transform and rollout. (When you tell this to people wait and see if they guess it)"
"Paraplegic people go to hell ... Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."