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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
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"Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots."
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."
"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"In person it's lying, but in texting, you can just call it a typo."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""
"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
"""Good morning, Urology Department... Can you hold?"""