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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."

"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."

"Two muffins in an oven. One looks at the other and says ""it's hot in here"". The other looks back and says "" holy shit a talkin muffin."""

"Be the person your dog thinks you are. A gentle lover."

"I saw an old couple sharing a newspaper and was like ""oh wow maybe marriage is cool"" and then the lady said ""STOP BREATHING ON ME"""

"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"why do indians hate snow? because it is white and on their land"