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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."

"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"

"What do you call a Christian who comes to your door to sell you vacuum cleaners? A Jehoover's Witness"

"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."

"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"

"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."

"Do you remember the first ass you ever saw? I do, it spat in my face and almost kicked me in the head!"

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."

"I have two tickets to the Euro's final.. problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah."