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Joke of the Day
"A is for apple B is for bear C is for candy D is for your mom"
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"Why didn't Hitler participate in the marathon? ... Because he can't finish a race."
"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"
"The police were easily able to identify Will Smith as the killer. He left fresh prints."
"Imagine going back to the Middle Ages and telling people that we can fly in the future. They'd be like ""DUDE WTF are you wearing Crocs?"""
"A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle."
"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."
"There are 10 different kinds of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"""Why can't a Christmas tree walk? ""Because it **doesn't have legs**."" ""Ugh, that's so **lame**."""
"A man walks into a bank and puts a bag of weed up on the counter. He asks to open a joint account"