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Joke of the Day
"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."
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"Do you know if pigs have periods?' Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'"
"What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common? They can both bring out the child from within."
"Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called ""El Chapo"""
"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."
"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"All Lives Matter ...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy."
"My friend was harassing me with bird puns But toucan play at that game."
"Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""