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Joke of the Day
"I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta... The doctor says I have Leonitis"
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"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like your face hit the ground first."
"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"
"What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
"Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn? Because he's *alright alright alright*."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !"
"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"
"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."
"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."
"How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment? Zero. Feet are feet shaped."