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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! XD"

"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."

"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"

"I wanna live to be so old that my first thought every day when I wake up is ""shit, still here""."

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!"