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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Mewtwo move? There was too much friction."
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"Trump won the presidency and 1... 2... POOF! The Mexicans were gone without a tres"
"Whaddya call a know-it-all from Europe? a Shure-opean"
"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? JESUS Jesus who? EXACTLY"
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"All these jokes about pointless pencils... are dull."
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"YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you. ****************** YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR CAT: Me too."
"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."