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Joke of the Day

"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"

"Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning"

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."

"Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work He was fired."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"

"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."