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Joke of the Day
"Whaddya call a know-it-all from Europe? a Shure-opean"
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"Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10? Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out."
"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."
"What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents? US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots."
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"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits."