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Joke of the Day
"Trump won the presidency and 1... 2... POOF! The Mexicans were gone without a tres"
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"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."
"""For a really awkward time, call me."" -me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls."
"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."
"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."
"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."
"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"
"I dont always roll a joint... But when I do its my ankle."
"News reports say that someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."
"Why can't your children be like my office voice mail? Seen but not heard"