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Joke of the Day

"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."

"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."

"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."

"What do a bunch of wankers do in a group? Mass debating."

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""

"""I'M SO FUCKING WET!"" She screamed... ""GIVE IT TO ME!"" Alas, she can scream all she wants, but I'm not giving her the umbrella."

"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""

"Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."