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Joke of the Day
"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."
Next Joke
"I'm living proof that you should never give up hope. You may find this hard to believe, given my current level of sheer awesomeness, but I was once a pathetic loser like you. Be strong."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"
"The other day my friend threw up grapes.... And wouldn't stop wine-ing about it"
"Spent 15min tracing a suspicious noise that tuned out to be the lid not screwed on the Coke bottle tightly enough. If you need a top sleuth."
"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."
"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."
"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."
"Here's a joke ... College fees."
"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""