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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""

"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."

"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"

"I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since."

"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"

"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."

"(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT"

"what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common? Shes so easy a cave man could do her."

"What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Narrator: ""Humans are the product of 4.54 billion years of evolution"" [cut to me pressing harder on remote control when batteries are dead]"