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Joke of the Day

"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."

"Jared Fogle isn't happy with his prison sentence. He requested a transfer to juvenile prison."

"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because Trump won."

"*throws coin in fountain* stranger: can you not do that? Me: just want my wish to come true S: this is a drinking fountain m: wish came true"

"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."

"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"

"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."

"how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again?"