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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)"

"What happened when hitler fell off his skateboard, and the wound got infected? He said ""now I have to cleanse my germy knee"""

"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""

"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"

"I'm not saying don't trust the internet but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I've won & the number of ipads I own."

"Stop saying: ""That's what she said"" and say ""... said the priest to his lawyer"" instead"

"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable."