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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"
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"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
"Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming."
"Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, ""My God, I look like a pillow"" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow."
"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."
"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"
"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"
"""Can we talk later? The news is on... Well, if you have tuberculosis it's not gonna get any worse in the next 30 minutes, jesus."""
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