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Joke of the Day
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"
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"If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room."
"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"
"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"
"Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."
"My dog I bought myself a dog the other day. It's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle. When people ask me what breed it is I tell them it's a shit poo"
"Three guys walk into a bar..... The fourth guy ducks"
"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"