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Joke of the Day

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"

"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."

"A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."

"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."

"I used to forget time with you. Now, I'll just forget you with time."

"What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car tune)."

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."

"Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. ..."