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Joke of the Day
"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"
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"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"
"""Cheese cannon!"" ""Terminator eyes!"" ""Solar powered cat translator!"" I'm the reason genies limit you to 3 wishes."
"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"
"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"
"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for sixty dollars. The father replies ""FIFTY DOLLARS??? What the heck to do you need forty dollars for??"""
"Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? It runs in the Jeans."
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships. They already fell for that once."
"I just ate wood chips covered in lead-based paint... Hopefully I'll ""number 2"" a pencil."