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Joke of the Day

"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."

"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"

"What does Lamar Odom have in common with a hooker? Excellent ball control."

"I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected This economy is ruthless."

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"I was on my knees all night, screwing this nut from behind... ...when I woke up this morning, my hands were really sore."

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."