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Joke of the Day

"Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? It runs in the Jeans."

"It's so cold outside. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"How do you poison a hipster? Gluten"

"A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin! Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed."

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."

"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."

"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"

"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."

"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"