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Joke of the Day
"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"
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"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."
"How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? *All of it.*"
"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."
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"Girls lives are tough ."