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Joke of the Day

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"

"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"

"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"

"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."

"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."

"What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress."

"Hillary and Trump crash in a plane, who survives? The United States"

"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"