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Joke of the Day
"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."
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"Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot, breathe!!!!"
"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"
"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."
"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"
"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."
"sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much"
"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."
"Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish."