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Joke of the Day

"sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much"

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."

"""Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai swords."" - Flea Market attendees."

"What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"

"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"

"How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? There's really no sure way to know."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""

"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."

"What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker."