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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."

"I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon."

"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"

"Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous? It doesn't work."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"

"Damn girl, are you a hoover? Cuz dam"

"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `""WASH ME""` on her face."