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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."

"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."

"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"

"Scaring the postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I know where he lives."

"I used to be into bestiality, sadism, and necrophilia... But eventually I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"

"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."

"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."