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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish."
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"What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests"
"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."
"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"
"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"
"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."