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Joke of the Day

"A guy runs into a bar at light speed and asks the bartender for whatever's on tap. Thirty seconds later, the bartender asks he wants to drink."

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"If you are a turkey right now and someone offers to cut off your head, stuff you full of dressing, and cook you, do not do it. It is a trap."

"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."

"I told my Jewish girlfriend I was going to stuff her in the oven Because she's my cutie pie!"

"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."

"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."

"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."

"""Haha you flinched"" ""No crap, you almost hit me in the face!"""

"Most people have X's. I have a bunch of Y's and WTF's"