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Joke of the Day
"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."
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"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster"" We don't deliver."
"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."
"If you stand by and watch someone wreck their life, you're part of the problem And yet we all still go to weddings for the open bar"
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."
"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."
"Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes? Becuase atomic bombs are bright."
"[buys ghostbusters ringtone] ME: who ya gonna call? [1 hour later] ME: who ya gonna call?! [2 days later] ME: *sobbing* I am so lonely"
"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"
"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."