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Joke of the Day

"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo"

"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."

"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."

"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"

"[NSFW] What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"An owl told me a great joke the other day. Oh man, *it was a hoot*!"

"I heard the Pope's first choice for a guest was in fact Hillary... But he couldn't afford her speaking fees"