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Joke of the Day
"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
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"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"I wonder what the chimpanzee who will one day feast on your eyes and fingers is doing today."
"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"
"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"
"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."
"Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!"
"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."
"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"