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Joke of the Day
"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
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"No girl jokes. Period."
"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"If there's one thing I'm better at than everyone else... It's humility."
"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."
"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."
"Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap."
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."