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Joke of the Day

"Most people have X's. I have a bunch of Y's and WTF's"

"Being an adult means never having to show your work on a math problem. It's as awesome as it sounds, kids."

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."

"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."

"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"

"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."

"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"