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Joke of the Day
"[My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo"
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"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."
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"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"
"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."
"My uncle Robert was a shit ventriloquist He used to stick his hand up my arse and tell me to say nothing"
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