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Joke of the Day
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
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"If you are getting bald, just rub toilet paper in the affected area and you'll begin to grow hair. Don't believe me? Just take a look to your butthole."
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"A Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost him bartender says ""For you no charge""."
"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."
"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."
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