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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."

"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"You're so ugly that when you went to turn on your car stereo it overheated, fizzled, died out and started playing Who Let The Dogs Out"

"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."

"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"

"The RAF will be doing a flypast over Buckingham Palace. Due to a lack of aircraft they'll be using the Easy-Jet from Gatwick to Barcelona."

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."