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"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"
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"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."
"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."
"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"
"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"
"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"At trial, a Volkswagen engineer is called to the stand to explain why they participated in the 'clean diesel' debacle. He claims he is not guilty. He said he was just following...odors."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"
"What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!"""