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Joke of the Day

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"

"I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer."

"Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves."

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"

"Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking his coffee before it was cool."

"Why dogs are called K9? Because cats are K10"