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Joke of the Day
"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
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"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"
"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"
"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""
"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."
"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"
"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."