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Joke of the Day

"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."

"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."

"I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed. My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either."

"Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test)."

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."

"In 4.5 billion years the sun will burn out but on the plus side no more sunset instagrams"

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen? They are afraid of triggers."