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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."
"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."
"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."
"A lady centipede crosses her legs..... .....""For the one hundredth time, NO!"""
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."
"I came home to find my apartment covered in feathers and egg.... ... I think I've got a poultrygeist!"
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"