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Joke of the Day
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
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"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."
"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."
"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."
"How does a blonde count a thousand sheep? She counts the legs, and divides by 4."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."
"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"
"You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper."
"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"
"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"