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Joke of the Day
"How does a blonde count a thousand sheep? She counts the legs, and divides by 4."
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"Some thieves stole tofu. Authorities have no leads yet on this tasteless crime. credit to The Oregonian, pretty much"
"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."
"Did you see how nervous C-3PO was in the new movie? I mean he did seem a little red"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!"
"I put more effort into making it look like I'm doing my job than I do doing my actual job."
"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"
"Two muffins in an oven. One looks at the other and says ""it's hot in here"". The other looks back and says "" holy shit a talkin muffin."""
"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"
"I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*"