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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"
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"Suddenly had the urge to lay on the floor and do stomach crunches. Then I found some bubble wrap and that urge went away."
"Having to explain a joke is like dissecting a frog Sure, everyone will understand it a bit better; but the frogs never quiet the same."
"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right."
"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"
"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"
"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"
"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"