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Joke of the Day

"You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper."

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."

"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."

"I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."

"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."

"I've never liked new years at time square They always drop the ball"

"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"

"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"

"Buy your kids a tortoise. Then when you're elderly, they'll already have 40 years' experience feeding & loving something that barely moves"