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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay? One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date."

"Hard to tell if the walmart cashier was mad about me having more than 20 items, or if he just hated his life."

"How does someone stop ISIS? Change their name to past tense, WASWAS."

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."

"Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"

"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."