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Joke of the Day

"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"How did Samwell Tarly survive against white walkers? survival of the fattest"

"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."

"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."

"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."

"obama follow me on twitter"

"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"

"Every time your kid starts crying when they don't get what they want, just say ""I don't negotiate with terrorists."""

"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."