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Joke of the Day

"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table... ...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't."

"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."

"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."

"Actually saw two young people talking today. Parents must have grounded them from their phones."

"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"

"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."

"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."

"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"